Waiter Wallet Magic Pen Features:
  • 15 quality retractable pens
  • Heavy duty clip
  • Black with silver trip
  • Rubber grip
  • Blue Ink
  • 5 humorous warnings

- WARNING: pen will leak on your shirt if removed from restaurant
- WARNING: this pen tastes horrible
- CAUTION: pen protected by elaborate security system
- I know I'm hot but it doesn't mean I want to go home with you
- I don't go to your job and take your pens.

NOTE: Because of their rubber grip, these pens don't work well with the Waiter Wallet Pen Loop