Set of five humorous restaurant pens each with a uniquely funny saying

Server Organizer Accessories

Waiter Wallet Magic Pens | 5 Restaurant Pens with Humorous Text

Name: Waiter Wallet Magic Pens | 5 Restaurant Pens with Humorous Text
Brand: Waiter Wallet
SKU: WWMagicPens5
Price: 6.95 USD
Availability: OutOfStock
Rating: 4.67 (6 reviews)

$6.95

Every server hates the disappearing restaurant pen. Well, worry no more. The Waiter Wallet Magic Pen will embarrass guests (and fellow servers) by not returning them. In addition to being a great writing instrument, each retractable restaurant pen has an "on the nose" saying boldly printed in white.

These restaurant pens will have random sayings and may include duplicates.

"I don't go to your job and take your pen"®

"I know I'm hot but it doesn't mean I want to go home with you"®

"WARNING: pen will leak on your shirt if removed from restaurant"®

"WARNING: This pen tastes horrible"®

"CAUTION: pen protected by elaborate security system"®

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Since we invented the server book in 2009, Waiter Wallet's mission has remained the same. Make the tough job of waiting tables easier and more profitable.

How many servers work at your restaurant? : + 20

Best Companion at Work.

Excellent work tool Highly recommended good organization. I Loved it

How many servers work at your restaurant? : Under 10

Server

Server at resort country club

The most organized and functional!

I’ve had a lot of different server books over the years. The Waiter Wallet somehow combines all of my favorite parts of those books, leaves out the bad ones, and adds things I didn’t know I needed. I have never felt so organized out on the floor. I will never need another book for as long as I serve.

Never ceases to amaze.

The design of the wallet itself is second to none. I've used it as a stand alone restauranteur keeping track of company credit cards with their receipts for easy book keeping. And used the Waiter Wallet Deluxe as my own personal wallet because I wanted a reasonable way to carry a notepad in my pocket but didn't want to make room for everything else at the same time. The deluxe is great for personal use, but for restaurant wear and tear, the original is totally able to handle the job. The pen loop fits right inside and holds the pen inside the shell next to the pad. Maybe better than the deluxe loop, because it can be changed out if need be. I prefer this product over any actual billfold I've ever owned.

service is always excellent & delivery very fast

Love it.

Absolutely love this server wallet.

Perfect!

I’m happy to have the perforated sheets. Not having to figure out the correct size to cut is wonderful. It also looks sharper.

How many servers work at your restaurant? : 10 to 20

Great

I purchased a tiny, maybe 3-4 inch cylinder lighter on Amazon, put Velcro and stuck it in the waiter wallet crease. This is a good server wallet. Took me a shift or two to adjust to it but it’s good.

Quality product, great for what it is. Personally I don’t like the padded fake leather design that is common with server books, including this one. I was hoping for something a bit thinner and more sleek, to fit in a back pocket easily. This could fit in a bigger back pocket but would feel bulky to carry around.